A proposed Council Tax-evaluation policy is reassessing current house values. Councils are set to penalise those who live in nice areas and offer discounts to those who live in rough ones.

This should be good news for all those decent, long-suffering types who live near Windsor Castle. The extended family that lives inside the WC is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn’t taxed or insured. It doesn’t even have a number plate, yet the police still do nothing.

To the best of my knowledge, this woman has never worked. Her bad-tempered old man is well-known for making racist comments.  A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son’s girlfriend, but nothing has been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but they are always out partying in nightclubs. It is not known if they have the same father. In my opinion, they are out of control.